What with opportunities like this...

So today in my endless search for employment, I came across this ad listed in the administrative/office jobs section of Craig's List:

PERSONAL ASSISTANT NEEDED NOW FOR ESCORT AGENCY
PLEASE FORWARD YOUR RESUME AND COVER LETTER TO ABOVE REPLY ADDRESS. YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OF AGE. CURRENT AND VALID DRIVERS LISCENSE (sic). MUST BE AVAILABLE MON-FRI FROM 3PM-2AM. ALSO FEEL FREE TO SEND PIC WITH RESUME.

Feel free to send your pic. Seriously?!

Needless to say, the job hunt continues. As it turns out, I'm not available those hours.

:)