no fear!

So I try to eat healthy. But sometimes my PB&J on (sandy) wheat bread just doesn't hit the spot. I mean, it's filling and all (what with it's twelve grains, how couldn't it be), but doesn't everyone need a little bit of not healthy in their life? Doritos in particular.

So I went to the vending machine here at work to grab a bag. And on the screen, as I walked up to the machine, were the words, flashing in green: "HAVE NO FEAR!"

Um, okay.

So I fearlessly deposited my .80, defiantly pushed one-oh-six, bravely put my hand in the machine, and walked away, totally without fear, bag of Doritos clutched close to my side.

Who knew bravery was just an .80 bag of chips away?