it's been said

{while playing, note who is speaking in both instances}
Belle: You're a good job Annabelle!
Belle: Well thank you!
+
{while shaking her booty}
I'm sexy and I know it!
{thank you SYTYCD}
+
{after dropping something}
Ah, suck!
{thank you Shauntel - BAD MOM ALERT}
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{commenting on Lou's tired eyes after she just woke up}

Me: Oh, Lou's eyes aren't working yet!

Belle: Are they broking?

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{heard several times a day, how she initiates a game of restaurant}

So, what would you like today?

{I usually respond with totally crazy things like,

carrots with tuna fish and chocolate}

Okay! I'll be right back!

{and she runs to her kitchen, or whatever has been

designated the restaurant at that moment, and fills my order}

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{during a game of restaurant}

Me: Oh, thank you. Is this tomato soup?
Belle: No...{giggles}...it's toe-maht-ah soup!

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{during a game of restaurant}

Me: So is my food ready yet?

Belle: No, it's loading.

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{to Lou}

Ugh! Stop following me!

{they both giggle}

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{after stealing my chair}

Hey Mom. I busted into your seat! Are you apologizing into this?

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{while I operatically sing the Star Spangled Banner}

Stop. Oh stop please. I don't like it.

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{while singing Jingle Bells}

...in another horse's sleeiiigh!

{while playing SYTYCD}

Don Don: So, what's your name?

Belle: {looks around, spots a plant} Um, Planty.

Don Don: Oh, hi Planty. How long have you been dancing?

Belle: NO! Ask me how old I am.

Don Don: Oh, how old are you Planty?

Belle: Five.

Don Don: Five years?

Belle: Yep.

Don Don: And how long have you been dancing?

Belle: Five....minutes.

Don Don: Wow. Okay are you nervous to dance for us?

Belle: Nope!

Don Don: Okay...cue music!

{Belle's psychotic dance moves begin}

+

{while she snuggles with Jess}

Me: Do you love your Daddy?

Belle: Yeah...

Me: You do?

Belle: Kind of...

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Me: What do you want for breakfast?

Belle: Homemade bread with Nutella...

Me: Okay, homeade bread with Nutella it is.

Belle: Yeah, I would like that...for sure!

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{while playing with her toys}

Hey Mommy?! I really like you! I really like you Mommy!

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Jess: Is Mom married?

Belle: Yeah, Mom got married in the temple.

Jess: In the temple, huh. Who'd she marry?

Belle: She married YOU in the temple. {giggles}

Jess: Well, who are you going to marry?

Belle: You're going to marry me!

Jess: Well, who's Lou going to marry?

Belle: Lydia's a baby. She can't get married.

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{while drinking Sprite, or spicy white water}

Whoa! I'm getting really really really spicy!

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Me: How's that pretzel?

Belle: I pretty like it.

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Belle: What is Lou eating?

Me: Pears and peas.

Belle: Random.

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{while my mom crochets}

Belle: Are you still making that?

Grandma: Yeah.

Belle: You go for it.

{a few seconds later}

Belle: Are you still going for it?