letters

Dear Diet Dr Pepper:

Is two cans a day too many?

Signed,
Addicted



Dear Calories:

Not really a fan of counting you anymore. Really wish you didn't affect the bottom line.

Or my gut.

Signed,
Still Sporting A Muffin Top



Dear Morning:

Although it should feel two hours later, I'm pretty sure you come much sooner on the West coast.

Signed,
Exhausted



Dear HGTV:

I love you. If I weren't already in a committed relationship, I'd be popping the question any day.

Signed,
Totally Devoted to You