it's been said

So I've got a handful of cute pictures left over from DC. 

And I have a handful of hilarious things my kids have been saying. 

I thought I'd throw the two together, and here you have it. :)

BOTH

{while playing with the play kitchen}

Belle: Here Lou. I made you some breakfast!

Lou: Cake coo!

Belle: You're welcome.

Lou, tasting a fake eggplant: Ewwww gross!

{Belle dies laughing}

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Belle: Okay, what should I draw?

Lou: Puppy!

Belle: Okay, how's that?

Lou: Oh cooooot. A cat.

Belle: You want me to draw a cat?

Lou: Uh huh.

{and so on...}

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{while playing restaurant}

Belle: What can I get you?

Lou: blsdkljfrlankelnflks;as;dlkjf {Japanspanglish}

Belle: Oh, french fry salad?

Lou: Uh huh!

Belle: Okay, I'll go get it.

BELLE

{while drawing}

Watch how brilliant I do this Mom.

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{while eating a chocolate chip cookie Daddy brought her from work,

and she's being dead serious}

It taste-es like...seaweed.

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Excuse me, does Grandma Lichelle have a guitar?

{she does this "excuse me" thing all the time}

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{while playing with dolls}

Doll One: But we're your friends!

Doll Two: Yeah you are, but you're not the the kinds of friends I want to sleep with because it's Wednesday.

Doll One: Well, what kind of friends do you sleep with?

Doll Two: I'll sleep with you on Saturday.

{DIED LAUGHING. DIED. I'M DEAD.}

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Hey Mom. I wanna read...uh....Green Peas and Meat. 

{Green Eggs and Ham}
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Belle: I hate going to sleep.

Me: Why's that?

Belle: Cuz I just like playing.

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Something terribly happened to Blue's Clues!

{the Internet froze, thereby freezing her show}

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{while playing at the playground}

Jess: You make me nervous playing like that!

Belle: Then don't watch me!

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{after I put together a Lego rabbit, normally her daddy's job}

"Mom, you did it! Well done!"

{which is exactly what Jess says to her while they play Legos}

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{after running through the rain to our car}

Holy cow! That was cold degrees!

{after a long day of DC walking}

I'm so tired after that long winter.

{which is partially a line from one of our favorite books}

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{bringing me a dandelion}

Smell this flower! It smells like joy of love!

{whaaaa?}

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{while driving in Gettysburg}

Me: Man, it stinks in here!

Belle: It's my feet. Sorry 'bout that.

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{at bed time}

Me: Time for prayers.

Belle: But why?

Me: Because we say prayers every day.

Belle: Well, this is night time, not day time!

Me: Touche.

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{while rolling on the hotel bed}

Belle: Smell this bed!

Me: Um, why? What does it smell like?

Belle: Candy hearts! It smells SO GOOD!

Me: I'll take your word for it.

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{as I serve up dinner}

Does that have gluten free in it?

{I love that "gluten free" is an ingredient in our home, like gluten}

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{while in the car, listening to the radio}

Belle: Can you change the song, Mom?

Me: Sure.

Belle: Did you think I like that song?

Me: You used to love it.

Belle: Yeah, but that was when I had short hair.

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Belle: Mother, I want a room that's big like yours with a bathroom in it. 

Me: Well, you have a great room. And maybe when you're a mom, 

you can have a bathroom in your room.

Belle: Well, what about when I'm an aunty? 

Because my aunties have bathrooms in their rooms.

{curses!}

Me: Ummmmmm. Why do you need a bathroom in your room?

Belle: Because I hate walking all the way down the hall to the bathroom.

{if you know the layout of the house, this is even funnier, 

as the bathroom is like five steps away from her room}

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{at the end of yet another cold spring day}

Uggghhhh! I'm soooo bored! When are we going to get out of this tiny house?!

LOU

{while pulling her dress over her head}

Peas! Nakee! (Please, can I be naked?!)

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Me: Hey, do you love Mommy?

Lou: Daddy!

Me: Awesome! ;)

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seer-lee = cereal

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shu-a-dough = shut the door

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poo-coo = Blue's Clues

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up-down = escalator

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button = elevator button

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pane! = airplane, flying overhead

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Leakun = as in, Abraham Lincoln

spite peas! = Sprite please! 

{Thank you Annabelle.}

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Boo = Annabelle (as well as Sissy and Ah-belle)

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I-ub-oooo. = I love you. 

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Me, pointing to Lou: Who's this?

Lou: Lou Lou!

Me, pointing to Annabelle: And who's this?

Lou: Boo!

Me, pointing to myself: And who's this?

Lou: You! {giggles} Mommy! 

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{while she drops a bomb in her dipe}

Mom: Hey Lou, you should poop in the potty.

Lou, while walking away: Oooohhhhkaaaaay.

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{after bumping into us or strangers, 

which was SO HILARIOUS while traveling}

Oh, sawwee. Sawwee. 

{strangers died laughing}

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FEET! FEET!

{If a certain sister's feet touch her, she goes beserk.}

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Puss! Puss!

{when Annabelle pushes her or when she thinks someone is being pushed,

usually when Daddy and Belle are wrestling}

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{while handing you a toy dog}

Pep! = Pet!

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{while handing you a toy or her blanket}

Lubs! Lubs! = As in, give it loves.

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Lub me! = When she wants you to hold her.

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Hold you me! = Also, hold her.

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Me: Hey, give me that bink!

Lou: No, my bink!"

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{as she walks downstairs, pantless and grinning}

I pants off. 

{grins with pride}