can't get enough

So first, I should say that I've never been turned off by artificial sweetener. I know I should be, I know that studies show this and that. And I know that I sound ignorant at this moment. But the thing is: I LIKE IT. I actually think that the diet versions of sodas taste better than the sugar loaded ones. It's a smoother, less sticky taste, and I adore it. 

So now that that's out there...

I also love juice. The story goes (please hear my mom's voice):

"When Shauntel was little, she'd wake up in the morning, we'd hear her pad down the hall, pitter-patter, pitter-patter. She'd reach the table, where she'd retrieve her cup. If there was juice, we'd hear, 'Glub, glub, glub, glub.' If there wasn't, we'd hear: 'JUICE!!!!!'"

So to keep myself from screaming !!JUICE!! all the time, I customarily have some on hand. In my recent budgeting and couponing attempts, I try to only buy things that are on sale or for which I have a coupon, preferably both. So when Target was offering Mott's Plus, Light Apple Juice for $1.09, I scooped it up to give it a try. 

And now I'm addicted. This juice is simply amazing, and because I have no problem with the fact that it's partially sweetened by sucralose, I don't feel a guilty complex settle down about me every time I take a swig like I might with the regular sugary versions of juice. I just feel HAPPY, like the kind of happy I must've felt every morning as a little girl when I got my !!JUICE!!

In any case, for any juice and artificial sweetener enthusiasts out there, I highly recommend this magic potion. I can't get enough.

NOTE: I did not consume artificial sweeteners while I was pregnant. (Or caffeine.) And Annabelle has not had a taste of said sweeteners either. We feed her sugar. Pure sugar. By the bag.

roll over beethoven

So Annabelle didn't roll over until she was about six months old. (And that was only because Grandma took matters into her own hands and taught her how while we were visiting for Christmas. And that was only from front to back.) I know this stresses some people out, but to be perfectly honest, I just assumed that the effort of flipping over that girth required too much energy, energy that could be better spent by playing. And then one day as I watched her attempt to turn herself over, I realized something:

It seems that our sweet Belle is destined for greatness in the circus circuit. Seriously double jointed arms. I know. When she would try to roll, she'd just end up laying on top of her arms. It freaks me out still, and even though I'd seen her do this a million times, I couldn't help myself from saving her:

But never fear, Grandma Christensen was there. Using some repetitious practice, she helped Belle see that if she put her arms up to roll, they wouldn't fold behind her. However, she never took much interest in the back to front rolling. Instead, it seemed that she would just skip it, as she's on her way to crawling (still only backwards, bless her) and pulling herself up to stand. 

Then, a few nights ago (make that early mornings ago), I heard the hunger cry. So in what has become a precise science and routine, I stumbled to the kitchen in the dark, assembled the bottle (I prepare the parts before going to bed), and scooped Belle out of the bottom of her Pack 'N' Play. However, I realized something was different this time when I tried to feed her bottle to the back of her head. (Listen - it's dark, I'm tired. And it's kind of funny, right?)

Turns out, someone has figured out how to roll the other way.

competition

So the best thing about running is that you can do it by yourself, on your own power, anywhere in the world. It requires personal motivation and mental strength. And that was what had stopped me from trying out cycling or spinning all these years. I naively assumed that it was everything running wasn't.

I'm an individual exerciser, if there could exist a term. It's my time. I don't like sharing it. It sounds selfish, but part of my reasoning lies in the fact that I don't like the urge to compete when I'm working out with others. (Because the competition in my own head is bad enough.) I can count on one hand (with two fingers) the number of people who I've "allowed" to run with me, and they had the "privilege" because they weren't competing with me - they were encouraging me, pushing me, and training with me (and I seriously owe them). And they were my best friends. The thought of biking with dozens of other people was so intimidating, especially as a beginner. Have you seen how chilseled bikers' legs get? Have you seen how lumpy pregnant women's legs get?

But as I said before, my feet went to pot, my stomach is struggling to recover after pregnancy, and so I sucked it up. And spinning has been everything I didn't expect it to be. Yes, I feel a sense of competition in the room, but still the competition is with myself - the constant inner desire to push myself, to fight the burn in my quads, to "run" the hypothetical hills. (I love that we call it "running" and "jogging" when we're going up hill. :) ) But I don't know any of the other cyclists in the room - some professional, some even more beginner than me. I just know that we each have our own bike, and we're each on our own when it comes to accountability for our workout.

When you're running, you really can push a running partner by running faster. The other person feels obligated to keep up. Spinning is done on a stationary bike - no one can really move ahead. It's a beautiful concept really - every person in that room is competing with their own RPMs, their own personal "base."

I still wish I could walk out the front door and take off. I still wish I could rely on this new mode of exercise wherever I go. I would give anything to have my old feet back and take to the road for a couple of miles. But I have to admit that I really love the room of whirring legs. It's still something that I can do by myself, on my own power, under my own mental competition.

Plus, my quads are getting ridiculously tough.

the guessing game

Something I've realized recently, is that it's always a guessing game when it comes to taking care of a baby. It's kind of a joke really. If anything is wrong - she won't eat, sleep, roll over, crawl, you name it - you start the guessing game:

Maybe she's sick.
Maybe her diaper's dirty.
Maybe she's teething.
Maybe she can't poop.
Maybe she pooped.
Maybe she's teething.
Maybe she's tired.
Maybe it's a growth spurt.

Maybe she's teething.
Maybe she hates oatmeal.
Maybe she loves it.
Maybe she needs her blanket.
Maybe she needs her other blanket.
Maybe she's bored.
Maybe she's teething.
Maybe she's cold.
Wait, she's never cold.
Maybe she's hot.
MAYBE SHE'S TEETHING.

We obviously usually blame it on teething, although she has nary a tooth or even any signs of teeth. It's just a convenient syndrome to blame for all the bad things in life: runny nose, lack of sleep, refusal to consume applesauce. But when it comes down to it, a baby's life is just one big, constant guessing game. But then if it wasn't a guessing game, she'd be talking. And that means she'd be talking back. And that means it's time to ship her to her grandma.

Today when she pulled my hair, I said, "No no!" She giggled and said, "Nah nah!"

MAYBE SHE'S TEETHING.

a smack in the face

So the other day, my sister-in-law (who had her first baby, and Annabelle's first cousin, in October) asked me what toys we like for Annabelle as Mr. Tymon has developed some mad hand skills and needs some new things to do.

I had to scratch my head for a few seconds, because although she does like some of her real toys, for the most part, Annabelle's favorite toys are the ones that aren't toys at all. And they're usually hazardous to her health in some way - cords, dirty shoes, wet wipes, pens.

But perhaps her favorite non-toy is her binky leash. (Note to future parents whose children take a liking to the binky - buy one of these.) We customarily have this little doo dad clipped to her onesie. And it's not so much because she's a binky junky (she likes it when she's sleeping or sick) so much as I can't stand it falling on the filthy apartment floor (filthy in that it came that way and then we had a baby who likes to spill everything, filthy). Also, when you all of the sudden need the dang thing, it's always missing, so why not have it around all the time, right?

We have a night time routine - doesn't a baby love a routine? (Or is it her mom.) Customarily, before we change her into her pajamas, we let her run around naked for a while (and when I say run around, I mean crawl backwards {she can't do it forward} and swivel on her bum). We also remove the binky leash from her outfit, and inevitably, she will retrieve it and spend tens of minutes (that's like tens of hours in adult time) whipping it around. And when I say whip, I mean WHIP. She smacks herself in the face, on the legs. She makes marks. But SHE CAN'T STOP. And when we take it away, she gets real mad as though we just took away her Diet Dr Pepper.

In other news, in a budget saving measure, I've stopped buying Diet Dr Pepper by the case.

I can't stop smacking myself in the face.

happy heart day

If my heart was a compass, you'd be north.

If my heart was a house, you'd be home. 

- Owl City, If My Heart Was A House

holiday by design

I regularly design things and never do anything with them. Cue the multiple baby announcements, blessing invites, and other nifty projects that my daughter has inspired. The holiday that is upon us inspired yet another. And I had every intention of printing it and sending copies to our family members. But as it turns out, I'm really bad at the follow through part of this whole design thing.

And while the husband isn't a huge celebrator of holidays, I am. I try to blow them off and pretend that they aren't a big deal to me, but they are. So I just keep celebrating my way. And I realize that we should love each other every day, but I don't think there's anything wrong with a holiday (as Hallmark created as it might be) that reminds us of that love we have for the ones we hold close. 

So Happy Heart Day, one day early. :)

be still my heart

So my mom taught me everything I know about cooking and baking. From an early age, I was "helping" her with our nightly meals and more importantly with cookies, cakes, and yummy treats. Snickerdoodles were one of my first specialties. Because she had the foresight to let me "help" her, I now feel pretty competent in the kitchen. In fact, I love being in the kitchen. I love the magic that happens when flavors combine to create something amazing. I love the smells and the sounds. Popping oil, sizzling onions, the Kitchenaid on high. Also, I love eating, so it works out.  (Except when I'm pregnant, in which case all the aforementioned activities that have anything to do with food become ultra revolting, and I eat bananas for nine months straight.)

Most importantly, my mom taught me to cook delicious meals and desserts made more for inhalation than slow consumption without the use of extra apparatuses and fancy finagled contraptions as well. Simply put, we believe in easy - but yummy - recipes. 

I don't own a candy thermometer. AND I STILL MAKE FUDGE and CARAMEL.

With Valentine's around the corner, I thought this was a fun little recipe, and ultra easy. Plus, it has cream cheese frosting, and I sincerely believe that almost everything is better with cream cheese. The recipe is here.

To make the hearts on the cookies, scoop frosting into a large Ziploc bag (or pastry bag if you believe in kitchen accouterments like that). I just cut off the corner of the bag, and squeezed out a few hearts. (I did a practice heart on a plate before piping it onto the cookies.)

They're quick, yummy, and ridiculously cute. And if you have kids, they'll love helping because their hands will turn red. (And their faces and teeth. Mine did. :) )

For more quick and easy recipes, my mom's can be found here. They're our tried and true. And almost all can be whipped up in under an hour. My Kitchen Cafe is also a favorite.

feet on solid ground. sort of.

I've started this blog post several times. It's actually really difficult for me to write about running, that I can't do it anymore, that I sort of have to let go of something that for roughly a decade was one of the most reliable things in my life. Running gave me purpose. Running challenged me. Running kept me in shape and enabled me to eat like a total pig. (Seriously - my friend has a phrase I really love: "Run to eat, eat to run," one of the greatest truths I've ever known.) Running was an hour of time with myself, an hour to organize my thoughts. Running got me through both heartache and happiness. In a strange way, running is one of my best friends.

I could honestly write an essay on running (oh wait, isn't that what this is?), and for those of you who consider yourselves runners or have found the love of running at one point or another in your life, you will understand that it literally does something to your pride to turn your back on it.

However, I've come to the conclusion that for now, running and I have to take a break. (It's not you, it's me.) Pregnancy took two feet that were already on the brink of the end of their running career, and pretty much turned them to mush. Running hurts now. And running could potentially cause serious damage.

Oh my heart.

So I tried something new. Spinning. The sport I semi-mocked as the people with tight shirts and shorts whizzed by me during my runs. The sport that is essentially the opposite of "my" sport. No more moving forward on my own two feet. No more solid ground under every step. I'd be in a whole new world, a room in fact. With bikes and the rapid whirring of legs.

The entire day before my spinning class, I was nervous. I love running because it doesn't require many skills beyond those of putting one foot in front of the other and switching your brain to a mode where pain and time don't register. It's hard to fail at running. But spinning? Bikes require skills way beyond just footfalls.

I sat in the parking lot of the gym and almost drove home. I sent a text to Jess that said: "I'm way nervous." He sent one back: "You shouldn't be. Just remember, love the bike. Love the bike." (He's a cyclist.)

So I went in and put my name down on the beginner's course, a 25 minute introduction to spinning.

As we started the endless leg revolutions, I suddenly found myself lost in the repetition. After all, isn't running just repetition of a different sort? My legs were burning. I was sweating (something I loathe unless I'm working out). And I left halfway through the next class.

I loved it. The part of me that found deep satisfaction in sweating it out on a treadmill found it again. Just on a bike. It was challenging. It was hard. It was fun. And if I'm being perfectly honest, sixty minutes on a bike seemed like a breeze compared to the same amount of time on a treadmill.

I do miss running (terribly), and I refuse to believe I'll never do it again. But for now, I'll take the room stuffed with bikes and loud, blaring music. Because in the revolutions of the bike, my feet are still falling. And they feel right at home.

NOTE: I will say that it depends on the instructor. I had one who kept yelling at the class (all four of us, it was a small class, and I'm pretty sure it had everything to do with her): "Right here, right now!" or "Come on ATHLETES!" I was like, um. No. But if you find the right instructor(s), it's a perfectly wonderful way to get some cardio in.

sleeping aid

Dear Parents:

If you have never spent the hours of 3-6 a.m. wondering if there's a safe, legal, delicious-to-babies substance that would make them SLEEP, we may not be able to converse for a while.

Because that's mostly what I'm trying to figure out these days.

Hope your night went well.

Sincerely,

The Mom Who Doesn't Sleep From Three to Six A-Em

P.S. Maybe I should be looking for a way to reset Belle's internal alarm clock? Because it starts buzzing in her brain with insane accuracy at 3:15 a.m. every morning.